Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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