Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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