I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You did what with his pubic hair?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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