iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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