I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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