Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You ruined the universe
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