Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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