Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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