Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
is wine microwaveable?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Randomize
