I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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