people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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