It's just like the Real World with babies
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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