Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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