I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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