Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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