bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
wow bdsm is so cute
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