the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
