no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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