Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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