good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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