I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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