i just wanna soil my oats bro
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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