did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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