Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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