Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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