super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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