NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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