Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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