Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I want her autograph on my taint
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just forgot I was standing up.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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