I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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