this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just want nice things and good sex
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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