There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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