so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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