Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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