OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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