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Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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