Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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