you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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