I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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