and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
