Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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