Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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