the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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