I'm lost and stupid without you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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