Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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