My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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