if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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