thus making me awesome and them whores
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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