We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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