Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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