The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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