Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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