The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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