2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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