I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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