You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Randomize
