names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Pooping to opera.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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